The Curse of the Fat Head

Just a brief theory that needs to be put into the public consciousness. Everybody knows about the Madden and Sports Illustrated cover curses, what nobody has connected yet is the curse of the Fat Head.

For those of you who have been living in a cave, Fat Head is a company that makes removable wall decals and has the obnoxious commercials featuring Chad Johnson and Ben Roethlisberger. Is it mere coincidence that both of these people missed the playoffs one year after making the post-season? I think not...