Imponderables....

If the chickens are female, why is the term "choke my/your chicken" slang for male masturbation? Shouldn't it be more like "rub my/your rooster"?

It was brought to my attention the other day that http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/ has a little section on the left side of the site that allows you to "keep up with old friends." At the bottom is Alex Rodriguez....or as the roll over says, Slappy McBluelips...